fastfaced 

Someone that is a real smartass. Quick wit used to keep the conversation going

Steve: What's for dinner?
Tina: Food retard!
Steve: You know, you're being real fastfaced right now.

fastfaced by Captain Stevie March 7, 2014

Fartfaced

Irish term meaning to be heavily intoxicated with alcohol to the point of not knowing where you are, and whether or not someone farted in your face.

"I like to visit the various partying locations in my local area and get totally fucking fartfaced on a regular basis!"

Fartfaced by Mr. Big Knob Shit Kitten March 13, 2013

fastfed

The biggest tool in the world.

I went to Sears over the weekend to pick up a Professional series cabinet to hold all my fastfed's in. It's got ball bearings and junk.

fastfed by John Feldman October 27, 2004

poophead fartface 

the worst insult possible. very very hurtful. may lead to depression

Bully: "Don't end our streak you poophead fartface"
Victim: "Omg you hurt my feelings"

poophead fartface by hgdysuaikmnhsbxsai August 19, 2016

fartface 

Someone who when they talk only release worthless gas, with no value other than to smell up the room

fartface by Big Al August 5, 2003

Poopy Fartface 

Poopy Fartface (adjective)

A childish word used to describe somebody. Usually used as an insult to describe someones actions.

Man, Stephen was a real poopy fartface when he killed my dog in Minecraft.

Poopy Fartface by $U#$%^%$#$%^&U&^%$# March 3, 2020

Fartface 

Annoying People

Shut up you fartface

Fartface by The Peoples March 6, 2019