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Oh shit! You better stop before I farcle!
farcle by Farcle. August 25, 2016
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Fartleberry

Although usually meaning a small piece of excrement attached to the hairs of your arse, sometimes known as a Clingon, it can also mean someone who is a minor, smelly, unpleasant nuisance that is sometimes difficult to get rid of.
"Malcolm is monopolising the vending machine again, no-one can get him to move."
"God! what a fartleberry!"
Fartleberry by AKACroatalin March 12, 2015
Past tense: fartled

When you rip a loud one out of no where, startling the people around you.
Person One:

Person Two:

Person One: ______/—pfffff—\______
Person Two: *jumps back* Woah! What was that!
Person One: Sorry, didn’t mean to fartle you
Fartle by Dragon Pussy November 9, 2018

Chris Farleyed 

Is the act of falling straight into a table, usually a coffee table, completely destroying it. As seen in many Chris Farley sketches and movies such as the SNL Matt Foley skit and Tommy Boy.
Chuck was so trashed last night he Chris Farleyed right through the coffee table, and my mom is pissed.
Chris Farleyed by BranMan08070 January 21, 2010
When a pet surprises itself with one of its own farts.
The cat fartled himself on the chair today. The smell was worth the laughter.
Fartled by Rorplup February 3, 2017
The fircle is a square-like shape, but with rounded edges. It can also be described as a circle with sides. A fircle is very similar, but not the same as, a squircle.

The formula for calculating the perimeter of a fircle whose four sides have length 'L' is
P = 4L - (8-2π)r

The formula for area would be
A = LW - (4-π)r2
Ross is very talented at drawing fircles.
Fircle by NugsNotDrugs March 20, 2015