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Materbating while stalking someone of facebook.

Did you see Jenna's new album man? I was faceterbating to the bikini pictures and I came like three times.

faceterbating by Fancy-Panties February 18, 2009

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Fasterbating

The art of masterbating really fast and cumming within a 2 minute range is called Fasterbating

David: Well, my mom was coming home soon, but I was majorly horny... so I started Fasterbating.

Jim Bob: And...

David: 1 minute 30 seconds

Jim Bob: Nice

Fasterbating by Chaz E. February 28, 2008

Related Words

faceterbating • Faceturbating • facesterbating • Fasterbating • facerbating • Facesturbating

Facesturbating

The act of facebook raping yourself, to make it seem like you have friends who play tricks on you, but you don't really.

P - Hey look at Joe Bloggs' status, it says "Joe is really gay", he's definitely just been fraped!
M - Nah, Joe Bloggs doesn't have any friends, he's definitely just facesturbating.

Facesturbating by Dreadiroth October 7, 2010

Fasterbating

The art of masterbating in a short amount of time do to time restraints.

Man, the other day, I had like five minutes from the time my mom went down the street to get the mail til she came back up to help me get my stuff! I was fasterbating like a mother fucker!!

Fasterbating by Comanche Jackson September 30, 2011

facerbating

To masturbate while Facebooking

Yes, I was facerbating to your girlfriends photos. She shouldn't have approved that friend request.

facerbating by Chronic Facerbater October 24, 2009

Faceturbating

The practice of getting pleasure from feeling and rubbing one's face. Originally coined for shavegeeks who loved to feel their smooth shaves, faceturbating can also be done by anyone who is impressed with the smoothness, clarity, or overall sexiness of their facial epidermis.

Dude I got the closest shave this morning, I was faceturbating all day long.

Faceturbating by chavegeek January 24, 2009

Faceturbating

Masturbating To pictures on Facebook.

I was caught faceturbating to profile pictures of the hot asian with the big booty and nice titties.

Faceturbating by I'm erect right now aren't you June 30, 2011

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026