facesterbating
masturbating to photos on facebook.
facesterbating by kookymiyuki March 1, 2011
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faceterbating
Did you see Jenna's new album man? I was faceterbating to the bikini pictures and I came like three times.
faceterbating by Fancy-Panties February 18, 2009
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Fasterbating
David: Well, my mom was coming home soon, but I was majorly horny... so I started Fasterbating.
Jim Bob: And...
David: 1 minute 30 seconds
Jim Bob: Nice
Jim Bob: And...
David: 1 minute 30 seconds
Jim Bob: Nice
Fasterbating by Chaz E. February 28, 2008
Facesturbating
The act of facebook raping yourself, to make it seem like you have friends who play tricks on you, but you don't really.
P - Hey look at Joe Bloggs' status, it says "Joe is really gay", he's definitely just been fraped!
M - Nah, Joe Bloggs doesn't have any friends, he's definitely just facesturbating.
M - Nah, Joe Bloggs doesn't have any friends, he's definitely just facesturbating.
Facesturbating by Dreadiroth October 7, 2010
Fasterbating
Man, the other day, I had like five minutes from the time my mom went down the street to get the mail til she came back up to help me get my stuff! I was fasterbating like a mother fucker!!
Fasterbating by Comanche Jackson September 30, 2011
Faceturbating
The practice of getting pleasure from feeling and rubbing one's face. Originally coined for shavegeeks who loved to feel their smooth shaves, faceturbating can also be done by anyone who is impressed with the smoothness, clarity, or overall sexiness of their facial epidermis.
Faceturbating by chavegeek January 24, 2009
Faceturbating
I was caught faceturbating to profile pictures of the hot asian with the big booty and nice titties.
Faceturbating by I'm erect right now aren't you June 30, 2011