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A show of one's devotion. Some call it stalking. I call it love.
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Apparently what guys are doing if they flirt with a girl that doesn't like them. "Like, OMG, this guy is stalking me because I don't like him and he asked me out. Now lemme look at that hot guy's Myspace for the 19th time today."
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when no just isn't enough inmate 1: Why you here?
inmate 2: My girlfriend broke up with me so I followed her around for a year or so. inmate 1: What did they charge you with? inmate 2: stalking |
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To follow and/or spy on someone you have feelings for. Those feelings need not be of a kind and loving nature. People who stalk are usually obsessed with the stalkee. Tim: Why are you hiding in that bush?
John: I'm stalking the girl who lives here! |
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How to show that you really love her When you're stalking, a restraining order is just another way of saying "I love you too."
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When two people in love go for a nice long walk.
Only, one of them doesn't know they're being followed. Dude One: I think that girl is stalking me man and it's freaking me out.
Dude Two: Oh man don't sweat it. It just means you're in love! Dude One: Okay seriously man, what the fuck? |
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The act of seeking a hot person out in any means possible. Stalking is meant to be innocent and doesn't always make the person a stalker. Examples of stalking include searching the person on the internet, adding as a friend on social networks and wathcing their every move, clicking on their mom's profile to find out personal family information, casually asking in a conversation where they live, driving by their house repeatedly, getting their tag number, dropping by at their job, following the person through the grocery store... and the list goes on.
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