Faceturbating 

The practice of getting pleasure from feeling and rubbing one's face. Originally coined for shavegeeks who loved to feel their smooth shaves, faceturbating can also be done by anyone who is impressed with the smoothness, clarity, or overall sexiness of their facial epidermis.

Dude I got the closest shave this morning, I was faceturbating all day long.

Faceturbating by chavegeek January 24, 2009

Faceturbating 

Masturbating To pictures on Facebook.

I was caught faceturbating to profile pictures of the hot asian with the big booty and nice titties.

Faceturbating by I'm erect right now aren't you June 30, 2011

Faceturbating 

When someone likes their own activity on Facebook. Can be applied to other social networks.

Guy 1: (Likes his own status)
Guy 2: Dude stop faceturbating.

Faceturbating by Rusty Pecker December 25, 2010

Faceturbating 

Commenting on your own Facebook status.

As I am commenting on my own status it occurred to me that I'm Faceturbating. Admit it. It's just a matter of time before you use it.

Faceturbating by Faceturbater December 1, 2010

faceterbating 

Materbating while stalking someone of facebook.

Did you see Jenna's new album man? I was faceterbating to the bikini pictures and I came like three times.

faceterbating by Fancy-Panties February 18, 2009

Facesturbating 

The act of facebook raping yourself, to make it seem like you have friends who play tricks on you, but you don't really.

P - Hey look at Joe Bloggs' status, it says "Joe is really gay", he's definitely just been fraped!
M - Nah, Joe Bloggs doesn't have any friends, he's definitely just facesturbating.

Facesturbating by Dreadiroth October 7, 2010

Feeturbating 

Masturbating with your feet.

Roey: Yo man, have you heard of the new olympic sport called feeturbating?
Jim: Yeah, I heard that's only for the best athletes in the world!

Feeturbating by feeturbater123 January 21, 2010