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When a french douchebag kills you instantly by swinging a small knife in your face.
"WTF? WTF? WTF? THAT AFRICAN SPY BULLSHIT JUST FACESTABBED ME"
facestab by African Jezus February 6, 2009

facestalk 

To look at pictures, read profile information, and/or repeatedly check the status of an individual on facebook. This person can range from a good friend to someone who you have never actually met.
I was facestalking, and I found out that girl I met last night has a boyfriend.
facestalk by John Ryan Smith March 30, 2007

Facepalmtastic 

1. When the best, or only, appropriate response to a situation is a facepalm from a third party, because words just cannot describe the full extent of thoughtlessness or idiocy as is evident.

2. When you see firsthand, or hear about, somebody doing something so stupid that you cannot imagine said person NOT facepalming themselves, so you facepalm out of pure sympathy.
This textbook is facepalmtastic because the publisher let the author get away with saying this:

"Cultural Studies insists that culture must be studied..."

EXCERPT FROM:
Dines, Gail and Humez, Jean M. "Gender, Race and Class in Media" 2 ed. page 10.
Facepalmtastic by Jewfish65 October 18, 2008

Facepalmable Offense 

An act that is worthy of receiving a facepalm
Forgetting to wear clothes is such a facepalmable offense.
Facepalmable Offense by tripolar92 February 14, 2009

Facewasting 

Facewasting is the act of wasting a ridiculous amount of time on FaceBook, sat there staring at the bottom right-hand corner of the screen for a "notification". This type of behavior is often shown by people with little or no social life
Oh God, I need to get some friends and stop spending my time facewasting!
Facewasting by MasterHowl June 13, 2009

facestalk 

"Have you met her?"
"No, but I totally facestalked her for a while."
facestalk by icy118 August 26, 2007