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facestalk 

"Have you met her?"
"No, but I totally facestalked her for a while."
facestalk by icy118 August 26, 2007

Facestalk 

Doc was facestalkin that bitch for like 3 months
Facestalk by Pete06 April 7, 2008

Facestalk 

To "friend" someone on Facebook whom you haven't seen or talked to in years just to see what they look like, if they've gotten fat, have ugly kids, or otherwise see how their life sucks compared to yours. Also, you have no intention of ever writing on this person's wall or commenting on a status or picture, because you are just there to see what they look like/are doing now. Could also go the other way - they could totally rock and make you feel bad, in which case you will un-friend them.
You: Hey, I got an email from Kimmy from High School the other day.
Me: Really? You guys weren't even friends though, right?
You: Hmmm, I guess not.
Me: Dude, she is totally facestalking you.
Facestalk by Danizilla January 16, 2010

Facestalk 

To look at every picture in the FACEBOOK profile of someone you have a crush on.
"Dude,I spent like two hours facestalking Lisa last night."
Facestalk by Deemolay January 5, 2010

FaceStalk 

To browse Facebook users' profiles constantly without their knowing, especially when they are not your friends and you are judging them as you do it.
Katie: "Hey you wouldn't believe who added me on Facebook, Fre-."
Michelle: "Fred Thomas, I know, and he commented your pictures."
Katie: "Hey, how did you know?"
Michelle: "Oh, I was just FaceStalking last night."
FaceStalk by Matie Chulick July 3, 2009

facestalk 

When one means to look at another's profile, but winds up spending hours going through the other person's like, pictures, friends, and statuses without realizing it
Greg: So the girl from the party last night friended me.
Ken: Awesome, so did you facestalk her?
Greg: Yeah, but totally by accident. Her pictures were all just so sexy that I couldn't stop.
facestalk by rairai97 February 27, 2011