elovution

the evolution of falling in love from bars and mutual friends to internet dating sites.

match dot-com... it's elovution!

elovution by snakefeathers July 7, 2010

exolution 

exolution = exodus + evolution; or

exolution = exodus + revolution; or

exolution = exodus + solution; hence

exolution indicates a movement away from stagnant way of doing business and toward a creative, global, and holistic approach to business.

What we need here is more than a mere solution, more than an evolution--even a revolution is not enough. Let us all plunging out, starting an all-out exolution.

exolution by infomillionaire November 9, 2009

evolution 

How your pokemon change at certain levels!

"My Charamander got to level 16 and evolved into Charmeleon!"

"That's evolution"

evolution by Pkmn Master January 15, 2012

Elevation Change 

(v)- the act of having or preforming intercourse on a flight of stars. This act must include a minimum of 6 different positions and a minimum of 2 positions using the handrail. This act should only be preformed by professionals. It is extremely hard to preform and should only be done under the supervisions of professionals.

"I elevation changed that girl on the fire escape."

Elevation Change by m4d3y January 15, 2010

Sock Evolution 

The theory that socks evolve to the shape of one's foot. Thus making a differnce between a left sock and a right sock.

I felt so uncomfortable this morning because I wore an old pair of socks that went through sock evolution.

Sock Evolution by Dansla116 February 21, 2011

Dragonball Evolution 

The movie DBZ fans waited for for ten years but were extremely disappointed at how it turned out.

"Dude, Dragonball Evolution succkkkkked"

Friend 1: "Did you see the dbz movie?"
Friend 2: "No."
Friend 1: "Don't."

"What was that at the end? You're supposed to blow back after a Kamehameha, not towards it"

Dragonball Evolution by Jamesdrennan08 May 11, 2009

evolution shit

A turd so long that it emerges from the water in the toilet bowl.

Sometimes when I take an evolution shit in a public toilet I'm tempted to leave it and wipe my ass in another stall.

evolution shit by SadPepe December 10, 2018