The very rare merging of the commonly known douche and the largest known tool to
man.
Signs that someone you know is a douchetool include:
They sporadically engage in
random Tourette-like fist pumping.
They claim that they get many women when in fact they do not.
They proceed to change their facebook name to something that is different than their real name.
They are commonly known to flake on you if your not out on the lake because of their
weird lake fetish.
Rony "Swisshouse" -
Yo Swizzham check out mah facebook name!
Ashik "Swizzham" -
Hell ya, let's fist pump to that Swishy Sweezy Swizz
babySwizz Beatz - Fucking douchetools