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A word describing a person that is exceptionally douche-y. In fact they are so douche-y that it is likely that they moved to a douche monastery for three or more years to study the lifestyle and art of douchebaggery, thus making them a douchemonk.
Dude you're such a douchemonk!
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one who chooses to act like an asshole or jerk
damnit corey ur sucha douchemonk
by shawn mauger July 26, 2007
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