The very rare merging of the commonly known douche and the largest known tool to man.
Signs that someone you know is a douchetool include:
They sporadically engage in random Tourette-like fist pumping.
They claim that they get many women when in fact they do not.
They proceed to change their facebook name to something that is different than their real name.
They are commonly known to flake on you if your not out on the lake because of their weird lake fetish.
Signs that someone you know is a douchetool include:
They sporadically engage in random Tourette-like fist pumping.
They claim that they get many women when in fact they do not.
They proceed to change their facebook name to something that is different than their real name.
They are commonly known to flake on you if your not out on the lake because of their weird lake fetish.
Rony "Swisshouse" - Yo Swizzham check out mah facebook name!
Ashik "Swizzham" - Hell ya, let's fist pump to that Swishy Sweezy Swizz baby
Swizz Beatz - Fucking douchetools
Ashik "Swizzham" - Hell ya, let's fist pump to that Swishy Sweezy Swizz baby
Swizz Beatz - Fucking douchetools
by thedouchetoolresistanceforce May 25, 2010
Get the douchetoolmug. when one won't suffice or a guy just deserves both, its easier to combine than waste your breath to say both.
by WouldYouLikeMeToKickYourAss? December 29, 2009
Get the douchetoolmug. 
Get the Douchetoolmug. A person, generally a man, characterized by bad hair, trendy tattoos, and earrings; usually smells strongly of both body spray and alcohol.
Moronic, unemployed loser.
Said person is both a "Douche" and a "Tool."
Moronic, unemployed loser.
Said person is both a "Douche" and a "Tool."
douchetool douche tool douchebag
by lisalisadep October 28, 2009
Get the Douchetoolmug.