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Nadine Dorries 

UK government minister and the very definition of a mad cow. Anti-abortionist.
Hates the BBC. Third-rate novelist. Thinks Boris Johnson is a living God. If you see her in public and unrestrained, someone has obviously left the cage door open.
I watched an interview with Nadine Dorries on television and my brain is now trying to strangle me by way of revenge.
Nadine Dorries by Minderbinder February 5, 2022
A female, most often a girlfriend or someone you find attractive.
Mike- "hey chow, what you doing tonight?"

Chow- "not much, just going to meet my dorris"

Mike- "cheeky"
Dorris by BigJohn007 March 15, 2013
All Dorris' are females but not all females are Dorris'. A Dorris is a female figure in your life you view as a mother like figure, this may be a girlfriend or just a close friend. Your mother is an automatic Dorris.
Jasper- "Hey Ryan, how's your Dorris?"

Ryan- "Yeah nah nah yeah nah yeah yeah nah yeah."
Dorris by Rydawgs July 28, 2016

Dorris Eaton 

an extremely queer school of faggots and girls who look like men, in walnut creak california, and is run by a queer man lover named jerry ludden
Dude... im so lealous of how big KENDYLS PENIS is
Dorris Eaton by queer March 17, 2005

The Dorris-Eaton School 

A K-8 school for whiny-ass rich kids that pay 30k a year for a school that makes them slowly want to die. You can spot them in groups of 5 in the San Ramon city center or Walnut creek talking about math. They typically only wear Hollister or Brandy Melville and Under Armor.
Kid1: OH, you went to The Dorris-Eaton school? How did you survive?
Kid2: yes.
Kid1: Aren't y'all dead inside?
Kid2: *silence*

dorris eaton 

a fairly gay school in walnut creek, california, run by a totally red faced fag
at least eight thousand and one made my day better
dorris eaton by /\/\/\/\ August 4, 2004