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'That gig was doousch'

'There's nothing happening tonight. It's pretty doousch'
doousch by Phil and Nick March 9, 2005
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Dousche Magousch

One who makes a point to say the most rediculous things at the worst possible time, often to the listeners misfoutune. It is always part of a Dousche Magousch's plan to use this to get a promotion, gold star, etc.
The talk with the boss was going fine, until Richard poked his head in and said, "you forgot to clock out last night!" I was fired. Richard is a fucking Dousche Magousch.

douschenheimer 

a person who is dousche to the max that german needs to be added to it
a combination of american and german
gosh sarah is such a douschenheimer
douschenheimer by eruuuuuka August 25, 2009

dousche armada 

A group of people all dressing similarly and just all look like dousches. Hence the dousche armada.
* 5 Guys in Polos and Plaid Shorts walk into a bar*
Guy at bar:Holy crap who invited the dousche armada?
"Dude, that guy is a huge dousche."
"Douche doesn't have an s in it, retard."
Dousche by douche1394 July 17, 2009

Step-dousch 

When a step parent is such a tool that they lose the mother/father suffix and it is replaced with dousch.
Dude 1- man your step-dad is such a jerk
Dude 2- I know, he's a real step-dousch
Step-dousch by Masterprophet January 2, 2012

douscheberry pie

(n.) One acting so ridiculous he is no longer merely a dousche, but a dousche of a much higher degree.
He stole my hat, so I told him he was a douscheberry pie.
douscheberry pie by Missa Britt August 23, 2006
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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