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1.
1. A bag for vaginal discharge at the end of the day

2. A complete fag

3. Something you jokingly call your friend when he/she is being retarded
1. "Hey Sally, can you help me find my dousch bag, some moron at that fourgy we had last night threw it somewhere..."

2. "Man, that guy in those fugly leather pants that tried to dance up on me at the club last night was a total dousche bag."

3. "Hey dousch bag, your cutting those carrots all wrong!!"
by Franscine the bitch October 19, 2006
 
2.
a bag for vaginal discharge after a heavy night
hey cindy can u pass my dousch bag hunny
by fozzy wozzy October 06, 2006
 
3.
A person of low demeanor and high levels of inappropriateness, thats a dousch bag.
Men who wear pony-tails through the hole in a baseball cap, Usually from Sri-Lanka, Like a porn director. dousch bag
by YoMUm March 13, 2008
 
4.
A stupid dumb probably gay person who doesnt do what you want them to do and is annoying sometimes
Carl you dousch bag get those cheetos now! i wont tell you again!
by yoman May 31, 2006