digifried 

Degradation of a cable, satellite or broadcast digital signal that results in a scrambled, pixelated television image of almost unwatchable quality.

Dude, this storm totally digifried Jack Bauer!

digifried by Bailout Bob May 5, 2009

Dignified Delinquent 

A dignified delinquent is cultured yet unapologetically authentic.

Even though he arrives to school with trap music playing, he is articulate in front of his students; he’s a dignified delinquent.

Dignified Delinquent by The Dignified Delinquents October 22, 2020

Dignified Doormat 

A soft-spoken woman who sits with her hands folded neatly in her lap and smiles graciously as her husband runs America into the ground.

First Lady Laura Bush.

Dignified Doormat by wakeupcall April 27, 2005

digifriend

Digifriend \dij-E-frend\
noun
1. a person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard soley through a digital medium.

Brian: Hey Ted, isn't that your friend Leonard? You should say hello?

Ted: No, he's just my digifriend. We don't actually interface when we see one another in person, i just carry on lengthy conversations with him online and then ignore him when I see him out.

digifriend by #DaltonVoss November 21, 2011

Digifruddled

The mix of frustration and confusion felt when trying to Google a previously viewed item or video on the internet but being unable to come up with the necessary search terms to successfully find it

"I'm so sorry I can't find the YouTube video of he mashed guy in sunglasses in the Boiler Room crowd, I'm completely digifruddled "

Digifruddled by John&Jean September 5, 2020

Dogified 

When you have pet at least 3 dogs and your dog-petting battery is full (or satisfied, at least).

I pet a dog, and now I am fully dogified.

Dogified by DOGGGGGGGGGGG!! January 10, 2022

Dignified burial at sea 

A euphemism for the act of defecation. Coined after Osama Bin Laden's 'dignified burial at sea'.

Taking a shit, dropping the kids off at the pool, laying cable, cutting off a length of dirty spine

Fred: "Where the hell is Dave? He's been gone ages!".
Dave: "Sorry about that guys, I had to perform a 'dignified burial at sea!'"

Dignified burial at sea by me old fruity July 18, 2011