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Dicksniff 

Dicksniff is a person (male, or female) who lightly sniffs the head of a dick after anal.
Jack Miyaph: Brozack, that anal was choice! You sure your mom won't know we fucked in her bed?
Ben Dover: Yeah Dudesack, she can't hear anything over my stepdad fucking her sideways on the couch.
Jack Miyaph: Let me smell your dick to make sure it doesn't smell like my asshole.
Ben Dover: No ripass, stop being a dicksniff.
Dicksniff by coylord420 November 15, 2020
When someone uses procrastination and delayed action by being deliberate.
We wouldn't have missed our flight if he wasn't "dicknoff " all day.
dicknoff by Mixxedbag May 11, 2016

dickriff 

Someone who is/acts like an insufferable douchebag.
"Don't even waste your time; that guy is a total dickriff!"
dickriff by toxicorange May 24, 2009

Dicknife 

A penis (with a serrated tip) accompained by razor sharp needle balls.
Shut up or I will stab you with my DICKNIFE!
Dicknife by itsCHACHAgirlll June 1, 2010
verb- Using your penis as shifter knob in a car, as if you were driving a manual transmission

Usually performed sitting or laying down (will only work if erection)
Almost all guys have tried dickshifting (out of boredom or just for fun)
Guy1: Dickshifting is so fun dude, try it.
Guy2: Man I own that shit... everyone does it
Dickshift by HaveFunWithYourJunk November 5, 2009

dickeriffic

Being a dick, teriffically. Basically being a jerk hence dick, just plain ol being an asshole.
"Hey you guys are real dicks; ya'll are dickeriffic!"-said John after Dave and Adam rolled his house
dickeriffic by Hobart Jr. December 13, 2008
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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