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Somebody who is a true-blue total cigarette fiend -- that is, somebody who smokes way, way, WAY too many of these things.
"Destructor" because the act of lighting & smoking a cig quite literally destroys it.
"Destructor" because the act of lighting & smoking a cig quite literally destroys it.
Josh is a total cigarette destructor; he can destroy as many as eighty five of the little fuckers in a single day!
by Telephony February 21, 2013
Slang term for the vagina -- especially when the woman is on her menstrual cycle (e.g., she's on the rag).
Hey Jane, did you know that Lisa over there is a true tampon destructor? She's killing five or six of those poor defenseless helpless things a day right now!
by Telephony November 8, 2014
The act of having sex with your girlfriend/boyfriend, not before playing the track "Calliope" by Cheshyre, seen in the madness combat series' third episode. You must yell "THE CLOWN HAS BEEN ENGAGED", then wrap an arm around your partner's neck and another around their eyes, before going down on them, HARD
person 1: "hey man, you were gone for a while yesterday, what happened?"
person 2: "don't worry, i just pulled an improbable destructor"
person 1: "that is BOSS, dude"
person 2: "don't worry, i just pulled an improbable destructor"
person 1: "that is BOSS, dude"
by lukaa June 25, 2021
by mike April 20, 2005