deered

Getting your ass whooped vigorously for a short or long period of time.

Ayo Brent deered the shit out of Isiah on the Weekend.

deered by Omar Jacobs November 15, 2006

Deered

Has a couple of different meanings. Prominently used to describe when someone is getting their ass beat in a fight. Can also be used to describe someone who has a crisp haircut.

“Ahhh, I see the barber deered you up with the nice fade. Did you watch Ben Askren get deered up by Jake Paul?”

Deered by TheGodFather5 July 29, 2021

john deered 

getting dumped/ breaking up with girl friend

1.(verb) Hey how are you and "x" girl?
O she john deered me!

john deered by Ryan W231 September 6, 2005

John-Deered 

Verb- Past tense of John-Deer. When a customer of a sex worker (a “John”) after obtaining & paying for services, runs the sex worker down with his car and takes the money back. The sex worker appearing like “a deer in headlights”.

I’m going to John-Deer the next whore that charges me more than $20 for anal.

Past tense- I John-Deered that whore when I realized she left a bloody slug trail on my seat.

John-Deered by Mabel Scartooney December 5, 2018

baby deered 

Is when you try to stand up after having great sex and your legs are wobbly and weak

Man i fucked her so good she was baby deered for a couple hours after

baby deered by Bobbym209 May 13, 2021

Deerek 

Dereek is undeniably a skid (looks well said). His mannerisms and language are often cooked, exaggerated, and quite unreal. He is obsessed with all things ketchup and poutine-related and can often be seen downing copious amounts of both, much to the amusement of his fellow CC members. However, it is clear that Dereek is not the alpha of his group as his cousin, Icy, can out-drink him effortlessly and is often the first to reach for a smoke. In terms of physical strength, Icy also surpasses Dereek as he is able to lift more weights at the gym, and even managed to beat him in the wilderness in a 1v1 battle. Though Dereek's skid tendencies are evident in most Runescape players, his inability to outshine his cousin Icy will be spoken about for years to come.

Deerek 'You are the king of drinking'
Icy 'Well said'

Deerek by Sparc Mac Community May 23, 2023

Christ (Deemed to be) University 

The act of torturing someone to an extent that they are more afraid of you than death

Bro, Hitler pulled such a Christ (Deemed to be) University on Jewish people.

Christ (Deemed to be) University by Koolkoolaid March 28, 2020