3 definitions by Mabel Scartooney
The overwhelming feelings of guilt, shame, and disgust that immediately plague your mind after ejaculating from sex or sex acts with a questionable or out-right unacceptable quality of partner. Usually accompanied by horrible worry of disease, pregnancy, and public disapproval. Sufferers of cummer’s remorse can be identified by randomly exhibiting characteristics of horrible chills while muttering things directed at themselves like, “oh my gosh”, “wtf!?!?”, and “stupid, sick fuck!”
by Mabel Scartooney December 6, 2018
Verb- Past tense of John-Deer. When a customer of a sex worker (a “John”) after obtaining & paying for services, runs the sex worker down with his car and takes the money back. The sex worker appearing like “a deer in headlights”.
I’m going to John-Deer the next whore that charges me more than $20 for anal.
Past tense- I John-Deered that whore when I realized she left a bloody slug trail on my seat.
Past tense- I John-Deered that whore when I realized she left a bloody slug trail on my seat.
by Mabel Scartooney December 6, 2018
Verb- When you are receiving fellatio and right before ejaculation, the person sucking shoves two fingers in your ass while folding your legs up over your head and making you cum in your own face.
That slippery bitch had me folded over giving me a cum-humbler before I even knew what was happening.
Past tense- I almost lost an eye when that ungrateful snatch cum-humbled me.
Past tense- I almost lost an eye when that ungrateful snatch cum-humbled me.
by Mabel Scartooney December 6, 2018