Pretty much what today's Country Music sounds like from the early 90's to present day. Twangy and annoying music that all sounds the same. Classic Country is WAY better!
I HATE Cuntry Music!!! The Dixie Hicks sound like cats in heat and Shania Twangy sounds like a cello. Whatever happened to Johnny Cash?
by Mona Lott February 17, 2006
by shank6 December 7, 2009
by T-Dol August 21, 2008
by GlazeHer March 15, 2017
Maynard James Keenan's only way to describe his insane sexual fetish for country music artists. It's basically where his penis gets so hard that it is glowing red hot, then he goes and finds Wynona Judd and her mommy and really lays down the law of Maynards Dick.
I fucked Willie Nelson
I fucked him deep inside
I fucked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died
I fucked Dwight Yoakum
Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered when I poked him
I fucked the Judds!
I fucked the Judds!
My cuntry boner...it won't go down!
I fucked him deep inside
I fucked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died
I fucked Dwight Yoakum
Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered when I poked him
I fucked the Judds!
I fucked the Judds!
My cuntry boner...it won't go down!
by x_vacant@hotmail.com March 29, 2008
Like a "Country Bumpkin" but isolates the term to someone of the female gender. Removing the "u" in "country" insinuates the person is not only dumb but a b*tch as well double entendre.
Retarded ignoramus on the real!
Usually seen walking around government buildings with a Celie-type skip in their step while wearing a plastic plant in their hair in a poor attempt to conceal their extreme ghetto ugliness of their physical appearance as it is a reflection of what they are inside. (Celie step: see The Color Purple).
Retarded ignoramus on the real!
Usually seen walking around government buildings with a Celie-type skip in their step while wearing a plastic plant in their hair in a poor attempt to conceal their extreme ghetto ugliness of their physical appearance as it is a reflection of what they are inside. (Celie step: see The Color Purple).
Tie Jo: Girrrl, my feets is so tirred. I can't waits to get home ann eat me sum fried chikin, smash potatoe and gritz.
Me: You's a dum b*tch, ya cuntry bumpkin. I pity the man that married you. I pity the foo, I do!
Shurl: Mmmmhmmmm!!! Mah naymz Shurrrlll!!
Me: You's a dum b*tch, ya cuntry bumpkin. I pity the man that married you. I pity the foo, I do!
Shurl: Mmmmhmmmm!!! Mah naymz Shurrrlll!!
by Alejandro Sanz April 29, 2009
Defining a temper. A cowgirl who has no issues fighting with anyone , she was raised in the country spent time in the hood and brought them together.
by Celi1 July 9, 2022