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<transitive verb>
1) To eject swiftly.
2) To utter suddenly.
3) To blow a full-on shed-full of baby-batter out of your jap's eye.
1) The pilot ejaculated from the aircraft just before the point of collision.
2) "Oh!" Thomas ejaculated, "That came as a surprise."
3) I have just ejaculated into your mother's vaginal crevice.
by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005
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Used as a verb in a sexual context: To expel a thick, white, gooey fluid called semen from the hole at the tip of a man's penis. To cum, to spooge, to bust a nut, etc. When used as a noun, ejaculate can also refer to said thick, white, gooey fluid. The aftermath of an ejaculation is sometimes referred to as an Explosion at the Yogurt Factory.
After she had made Peter ejaculate, Jenna's face looked like she had been in an explosion at the yogurt factory.
by Protean49 November 11, 2005
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Modern definition: When someone's penis excretes semen during sex.

Older Definition: To shout
Modern: If you or your partner ejaculates during unprotected sex, you or they have a chance of getting pregnant.

Older: 'Wretched inmates!' I ejaculated, mentally, 'you deserve perpetual isolation from your species for your churlish inhospitality.'
-Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte

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What not to say when you mean the word "eject"
Hot girl: "So what happens in Top Gun?"
Guy: "Goose tries to ejaculate and dies"
Hot girl: "...."
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To emit semen from the penis, usually during the climax of masturbation.
I ejaculate when I think about the beautiful Pepa.
by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005
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An event brought on if you gesticulate, fellate, titillate or agitate near your prostate.
Nilpferd found it easier to ejaculate with the assistance of a trained professional.
by nilpferd July 19, 2003
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