BECAUSE celie is.
by mofoduck. September 21, 2010
Anyone who has the last name Celis basically has protection from the Mafia for his/her whole life. Celis' once saved the Mafia gang from an oncoming onslaught of the Latin Kings, now do you know why they don't exist anymore? Because of that the Mafia granted full protection to any Celis and would make their life as luxurious as they wanted. Also the Celis' are known of their charming Charisma and great looks.
Tony Celis:Hi,um can I get it the club now? It's been 20 minutes and I've already seen like 5 people leave.
Security Guard:Well you're just going to have to stay here for 20 more minutes then! I ain't bustin open no doors for some punk ass like you?
Tony Celis:Sir.. do you know who I am?
Security Guard:Yeah, I know you're a punk ass!
Tony Celis: My name is Tony Celis you stupid fuck! And unless you open those damn doors I am going to fuckin take your head and shove it up your ass so deep you'll be shitting out of your fuckin mouth for the next month.
Securit Guard: Oh my God!.... your a...a..a Celis...Sir I am so sorry about the whole misunderstanding. Please come in...
Security Guard:Well you're just going to have to stay here for 20 more minutes then! I ain't bustin open no doors for some punk ass like you?
Tony Celis:Sir.. do you know who I am?
Security Guard:Yeah, I know you're a punk ass!
Tony Celis: My name is Tony Celis you stupid fuck! And unless you open those damn doors I am going to fuckin take your head and shove it up your ass so deep you'll be shitting out of your fuckin mouth for the next month.
Securit Guard: Oh my God!.... your a...a..a Celis...Sir I am so sorry about the whole misunderstanding. Please come in...
by fuckface102 March 21, 2009
Celie is usually a beautiful girl who doesn’t care what people think of her. She is unique in many ways and is very loyal to her friends and family. She doesn’t fall in love fast but when she does she really means it. Celie loves animals and is an animal whisperer. She works hard for everything she has and doesn’t take anything for granite. Celie’s tend to be rich but they are not the type to brag. She is pure power.
by Aerolight2355 November 3, 2018
by Mords the "BF" July 22, 2015
Celis is a girl that’s funny and tends to make love to make her friends laugh she is beautiful and really insecure can sometimes be really anti social but one you get to know her you’re glad she did you will love having a Celis in your life .
by 디오나 🖤 November 11, 2018
She can do whatever you ask. Her booty will get bigger as she ages, trust me i know it will. She’s unique in everyway. Celie’s will always be there and is the best girlfriend ever, she speaks her mind.
by Calcium_wow August 25, 2018