criPod
"Drew got yelled at by his boss earlier has been in his cubicle listening to his criPod for hours now"
criPod by Penguins Word Team December 9, 2008
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cripdom
A small, usually blue rubber device that functions and looks very similar to a condom but is about 10x smaller. Can be found in many first aid kits to stop the bleeding of lacerated or cut fingers. The cripdom is unrolled like a standard condom over these cuts. Innovative members of California's "Crips" gang have taken to using these devices as condoms for sexual interaction. Cripdoms are easily stolen from the local clinic's first aid stash and fits the gang members much more comfortably than store bought condoms which are usually too large.
chiPOD
a cheap Chinese-made mp3 player , sometimes called an mp4 player or s1mp3 player, that is sometimes made to look like a real iPOD but more often than not doesn't resemble an iPOD. These players are often given arbitrary names and feature no tech support, legible manual, or support for newer file formats, but the basic internal hardware and software is the same for almost every chipod...
They can often be had for a fraction of the price of a similar iPOD, and feature built in FM radio, text reader, video player, voice recorder, picture viewer, and games....
What people don't realize also is that real iPODs aren't made in Buckinham palace or the freakin' Louvre...Apple makes all ipods in china...the only thing you are paying for is Apple's marketing budget.
They can often be had for a fraction of the price of a similar iPOD, and feature built in FM radio, text reader, video player, voice recorder, picture viewer, and games....
What people don't realize also is that real iPODs aren't made in Buckinham palace or the freakin' Louvre...Apple makes all ipods in china...the only thing you are paying for is Apple's marketing budget.
chiPod
A Chinese-manufactured MP3/MP4 player with a case and form factor generally to closely resembling one or more models of Apple's iPod. ChiPods are generally a fraction of the cost of Apple's iPod, have generally equivalent but inferior implementations of iPod functionality, don't accept Apple-proprietary formats, and often include supersets of iPod features like larger screens, additional audio processing features, audio recording, additional data formats, and FM radios. However, chiPods are very rarely connector-compatible with iPods and won't attach to iPod docks, opting to instead use industry-standard interfaces. (Notably, Apple's iPods are also Chinese-made--a chiPod is a player which visually bears some resemblance to an iPod.)
Cripdick
(krip-dyk)
A person who exercises full authoritarian control and has, at the same time, lost the full usage of one or more limbs.
Crippled (crip) Dictator (dick).
A person who exercises full authoritarian control and has, at the same time, lost the full usage of one or more limbs.
Crippled (crip) Dictator (dick).
crypod
A portmanteau of "cry" and "iPod" - that is, something that can cry for hours and hours very loudly without stopping, specifically a baby or small child.