Royce's definitions

one by five

Lego nerd talk for "girlfriend"
-since lego does not make 1x5 pieces
-it's hard for nerds to get girls

I finally have got my one by five

by Royce July 4, 2016

cryPod

(Noun) A term used to describe an Emo kid's iPod, based on it's contents.

"That emo kid is too busy listening to his cryPod"

by Royce November 3, 2006

snoich

(v)Snoy ch - A term used to describe the action of stealing something in an overt manner. See yoink

"Snoich!"
"I just snoiched it from him"

by Royce October 13, 2005

bamboozler

A girl is giving you head between your legs from behind (weiner tucked underneath) and you crap on her face.

Oh man, I bamboozled my bitch last night.

by Royce April 21, 2005

wabitaboobular

(adj) A word used to describe the level of skin, or naked action in a movie. Cited from 'Mystery Science Theater 3000', Episode 519- OUTLAW

"Funular bunular, fruit of the loomular, frenchical tongular, wabitaboobular! Fleshical orbicle, smorgasti-boobular, tushobutt cheekular ball!"

by Royce May 5, 2005

Blueberry Cream Pie

Shoot your load all over a chicks face and then punch her in the face and break her nose.

You just gave me a blueberry cream pie you jerk!

by Royce April 21, 2005

Rattlecat

Pretending to blow you load in a chicks mouth but instead pissing in it.

The punch her in the face and crap in her hair.

I gave my bitch a rattlecat last night.

by Royce April 21, 2005