Royce's definitions

Blueberry Cream Pie

Shoot your load all over a chicks face and then punch her in the face and break her nose.

You just gave me a blueberry cream pie you jerk!

by Royce April 21, 2005

one by five

Lego nerd talk for "girlfriend"
-since lego does not make 1x5 pieces
-it's hard for nerds to get girls

I finally have got my one by five

by Royce July 4, 2016

bamboozler

A girl is giving you head between your legs from behind (weiner tucked underneath) and you crap on her face.

Oh man, I bamboozled my bitch last night.

by Royce April 21, 2005

cryPod

(Noun) A term used to describe an Emo kid's iPod, based on it's contents.

"That emo kid is too busy listening to his cryPod"

by Royce November 3, 2006

snoich

(v)Snoy ch - A term used to describe the action of stealing something in an overt manner. See yoink

"Snoich!"
"I just snoiched it from him"

by Royce October 13, 2005

Perplexecles

God of Confusion, Controler of all Lizard minions.

Perplexecles threw the frog into the airlock, and after exclaiming "You'll never be a Lizard!" decompressed the chamber.

by Royce September 27, 2003

Rattlecat

Pretending to blow you load in a chicks mouth but instead pissing in it.

The punch her in the face and crap in her hair.

I gave my bitch a rattlecat last night.

by Royce April 21, 2005