Definitions by Royce

one by five 

Lego nerd talk for "girlfriend"
-since lego does not make 1x5 pieces
-it's hard for nerds to get girls

I finally have got my one by five

one by five by Royce July 4, 2016

cryPod 

(Noun) A term used to describe an Emo kid's iPod, based on it's contents.

"That emo kid is too busy listening to his cryPod"

cryPod by Royce November 3, 2006

snoich 

(v)Snoy ch - A term used to describe the action of stealing something in an overt manner. See yoink

"Snoich!"
"I just snoiched it from him"

snoich by Royce October 13, 2005

wabitaboobular 

(adj) A word used to describe the level of skin, or naked action in a movie. Cited from 'Mystery Science Theater 3000', Episode 519- OUTLAW

"Funular bunular, fruit of the loomular, frenchical tongular, wabitaboobular! Fleshical orbicle, smorgasti-boobular, tushobutt cheekular ball!"

wabitaboobular by Royce May 5, 2005

bamboozler

A girl is giving you head between your legs from behind (weiner tucked underneath) and you crap on her face.

Oh man, I bamboozled my bitch last night.

bamboozler by Royce April 21, 2005

Blueberry Cream Pie 

Shoot your load all over a chicks face and then punch her in the face and break her nose.

You just gave me a blueberry cream pie you jerk!

Blueberry Cream Pie by Royce April 21, 2005

Rattlecat 

Pretending to blow you load in a chicks mouth but instead pissing in it.

The punch her in the face and crap in her hair.

I gave my bitch a rattlecat last night.

Rattlecat by Royce April 21, 2005