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crenulate 

verb, to masturbate with great emotion and vigor

derivatives: crenulating, crenulater,
I was very lonesome this weekend so in my leisure time, I decided to crenulate to memories of touching my first titty. Her name was Jen.
crenulate by Joe1187 April 11, 2008
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Cribulate 

The act of one residing in their crib
"I'm just gonna cribulate later"
Cribulate by Verycooldude March 23, 2020

Crapulate 

When you congratulate someone while really wanting to shit all over them for the crappy effort they have made.
He crapulated the speaker for his fine efforts in making a joke out of the recent scientific research on Whales.
Crapulate by Mike737 September 25, 2006

Creamulate 

Creamulate (creh-miu-late) v.
To smear and smother the outpour of jism using your penis head all over a designated area, after a course of ejaculation.
I will creamulate all over your entire face if you don't shut up.

The man creamulated on both her left and right tits last night.
Creamulate by Paul Son February 2, 2006

chekulater 

A one word version of the salutation "check you later". Often used to terminate messenger conversations.
"Thanks for the advice, Jim. chekulater!"
chekulater by Sean Boots December 31, 2003

Cromulate 

The state or act of being cromulent.
The third commandment of the Georgia Guidestones put in place by the Rosicrucian Order suggests that as long as the words one chooses to use cromulate well, it is irrelevant what the Oxford English Dictionary has to say on the matter.
Cromulate by ManyNamesNoneTrue April 17, 2020

crevulate 

That's the way the cookie crevulates.
crevulate by Lauren Bull October 11, 2006
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