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Bulbous salutation

Another term for an erection as described by Morrissey in his autobiography.
“The pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it whacked and smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.”

sun salutation 

surya namaskar, salute to the sun or sun salutation, is a practice in yoga as exercise incorporating a sequence of some twelve gracefully linked asanas. the asana sequence originated in the hatha yoga tradition on 9th century in india.
good morning, have you done your sun salutation today?

of course, theres no day without them☀️

maple leaf salutation 

Sending a work colleague a picture of your genitalia out of the blue over Instant Mesenger or email.
"So how was your evening last night?"

"Not too bad thanks, I just kicked back, watched an episode of 'Come Dine with Me' and then sent my boss the old maple leaf salutation."

Taillights Salutation

The newest definition for taillights focuses on the word being used as a salutation - The Taillights Salutation Goodbye/Bonvoyage...can be sung as well , drawing out every last letter...Taaaaaaiilllliggghttsss
A musical rendering of Taaaaaiilllllllllligggghhhtttssss"brought the lowly rap scallion to their knees and set the stage for their newest sub level of rock bottom ...all they could do was go ...The taillights salutation proved to be the ultimate solution
Taillights Salutation by MILLER604M December 31, 2021

Colasante Salutation 

Invented by the renowned social architect John Colasante, author of the Colasante Protocol (also on Urbandictionary.com), the Colasante Salutation (aka Okbye) is a way of expeditiously ending any call. as such it's a perfect bookend to the Colasante Protocol, which is about starting a call. This has especially become important since the pandemic, where it seems nobody seems to know how to say goodbye without dragging it out anymore.

The Colasante Salutation is quite simple: as soon as the conversation runs out of steam, you immediately say "Okbye", your partner reciprocates, and you both immediately hang up.
Pre-Colasante Salutation:
A: ...well that's interesting.
B: ...
A: ...
B: Well I guess I should get back to work | the kids | whatever
A: Yeah, I've got a ton of stuff to do too....
B: Alright, I guess I'll see you soon then
A: Yeah, it was nice catching up
B: Yes it was. Well... talk to you later.
A: Sure, see you soon.
B: Ok, uh, bye
A: bye
A + B: >click<

Post-Colasante Salutation
A: ...well that's interesting.
B: ...
A: ...
B: Okbye
A: OKbye
A + B: >click<