couchrot 

What happens when you are in couchlock for too long.

My ass is starting to hurt, I must be coming down with couchrot.

couchrot by Ang April 21, 2005

couchpotate

verb: to sit on the couch and do nothing for a long period of time
to veg
to act as a Couch Potato or Sofa Spud

Hey, wanna do a die hard marathon? I checked and all 4 are on Netflix, so we can couchpotate some saturday and then hit the theater.

couchpotate by BU4URAQT February 21, 2013

couchpotatoism 

the act of spending numerous hours a day the couch, glued to tv and/or video games, while stuffing your face with chips sodas and ho ho's

Couchpotatoism has been ont he rise for the last five years, contributing to the increase of fat ass people in North America.

couchpotatoism by dmoney4_2_1 July 9, 2010

Couchrator 

A vibrating couch. Makes men want to cum.

Ethan: “Why is the couch vibrating?”
Me: “Oh that’s a couchrator”
Ethan: *Cums*

Couchrator by ThatOnePersonWhoLikesPersons April 26, 2024