couchrot 

What happens when you are in couchlock for too long.

My ass is starting to hurt, I must be coming down with couchrot.

couchrot by Ang April 21, 2005

couchpotate

verb: to sit on the couch and do nothing for a long period of time
to veg
to act as a Couch Potato or Sofa Spud

Hey, wanna do a die hard marathon? I checked and all 4 are on Netflix, so we can couchpotate some saturday and then hit the theater.

couchpotate by BU4URAQT February 21, 2013

couchpotatoism 

the act of spending numerous hours a day the couch, glued to tv and/or video games, while stuffing your face with chips sodas and ho ho's

Couchpotatoism has been ont he rise for the last five years, contributing to the increase of fat ass people in North America.

couchpotatoism by dmoney4_2_1 July 9, 2010

Couchrator 

A vibrating couch. Makes men want to cum.

Ethan: “Why is the couch vibrating?”
Me: “Oh that’s a couchrator”
Ethan: *Cums*

Couchrator by ThatOnePersonWhoLikesPersons April 26, 2024

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016