confoul

To poo. Or release feacal matter.

My dad 'dek' sits on the loo confouling for a long period of time.

confoul by nuclear duck October 28, 2010

Confounded

1) Confused, frustrated, baffled.

2) Accursed, frustrating, annoying. Synonymous with blasted.

1) The Mystery of the Malfunctioning Computer confounded me for seven years, but Detective McEaghen solved the case with relative ease.

2) How am I supposed to log on to this confounded thing?

Confounded by Diggity Monkeez April 25, 2005

confobulate 

to mess up on grammar, verb tense, or just sound like you're fresh off the boat.

Sarah totally confobulated by saying: "Johnny was thirsty so he went and got two bottle of water."

confobulate by Da Longster April 2, 2008

Confound it! 

Used to express surprise, frustration or anger. Term that can be used as a non-offensive replacement for damn it or goddamn it.

Confound it! I can't find my darned keys!

Confound it! by Matthew678 March 18, 2019

confounded

Used as an intensifier, and placed like an adjective. It literally means "confused" or "foiled". As slang, it is equivalent to "danged" or "darned". Used mostly in the southern U.S. and in Scotland.

Dagnabbit, where in the Sam Hill did you get that frickin' piece of crud? Get the confounded thing out of here!

confounded by JCEG November 25, 2006

confoused 

When you are confused and aroused at the same time.

The young school boy was confoused at the glance of his school teacher.

confoused by Shaun of the leprechaun August 22, 2017

confologize 

To confess and apologize at the same time.

Beau: Laura, I have to confologize that I scratched your car this morning.
Laura: Thanks for confessing. I accept your apology.

confologize by Laura Owen December 26, 2016