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Confogulated 

A way more major level of confusion
Person 1: “Why did (a name) curse you out at the party.”

Person 2: “I don’t know that mess has me confogulated.”
Confogulated by Cyb3rxyx May 4, 2024

Confuculated

A combination of the words Confused, Fucked Up and Complicated. It can be used to describe a situation, or a mental state or emotion that you might be feeling. It can also be used to describe friends and pets who are out of whack.
Life is getting SO confuculated lately!

Why is this test so confuculated?

My friend got everything all confuculated, now I have no idea what's going on!
Confuculated by Lazuli333 October 4, 2010

Conflogulate 

To wear your hoodie or sweatshirt only on your arms, but not over your entire body.
When my arms get cold, I like to conflogulate.

I don't conflogulate in public because it's inconvenient.
Conflogulate by getsome.com October 14, 2011

confobulate 

to mess up on grammar, verb tense, or just sound like you're fresh off the boat.
Sarah totally confobulated by saying: "Johnny was thirsty so he went and got two bottle of water."
confobulate by Da Longster April 2, 2008

Confibulated 

Are you Confused? Do you not know what the fuck this word means? Do you find yourself stumped or stupifyed? Well holy HELL you just defined for yourself the word confibulated!!!
Umm, why can't I find any fucking mellowyellow!!! Well, that would make you Confibulated.
Confibulated by RAO! January 16, 2009

confutulated 

"You ordered a taco salad with extra sour cream and extra meat?"

"No, I ordered a taco salad with no meat and guacamole."

"Girl, I am confutulated!"
confutulated by Ainslie July 9, 2007
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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