Used condom

Plastic that has already been used on your schlong

I gave my sister a used condom abd she found sus mayonnaise in it

by Chinese goverment May 04, 2021

Used Condom

The female equivalent to a douchebag.

That used condom left the party without telling me, I had no way of getting home.

by Darkeststar January 02, 2011

Used Condom

Someone as useful as a nothing

That one guy in our group is being a total used condom

by King Pigblox December 03, 2021

Napoli's Used Condom

The worst of worst disses, this means that your super gay and like to have "gay butt sex" with other men and there has never been a successful comeback to this statement, and you also like wiener in your butt hole.

No one likes you, your just a napoli's used condom.

by longrodvanghugeendong October 27, 2010

used condom collector

a fine gentleman interested in the historic preservation of artifacts benefitting the survival of the species

Chad was a certified used condom collector, with over 500 items registered to his name

by D Flawless November 11, 2021

used condom

a pointless activity

"I put on a used condom last night some other guy left at her house."
"What was the point of doing that?"
"There was no point. I just didn't want to rawdog it."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

You Do Use Condoms

Frequently used in various combinations when asking a particularly stupid individual if they haven't bred yet.

I just found out that South Africa is a country. Yet it's part of another country. I'm confused: how is this possible?

You do use condoms with your mate?

LOL of course!

Thank fuck!

by RTM 1963 February 25, 2022