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The act of shoving a piece of candy, i.e., Laffy Taffy, Tootsie Roll, Jolly Rancher, Starburst, etc., up a woman's butthole when you are giving it to her from behind, usually right as you are cumming.
I was hitting her from behind and I conadied her with a Laffy Taffy!

Man, that girl I took home from the bar last night, I totally gave her the conady!
conady by jediracer September 28, 2012
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condylacousticophobia 

The fear of the sound of cracking bones.
*crack crack* Ewwww stop cracking you're knuckles, I have condylacousticophobia!!
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conady • Condy • Coady • Conadia • canady • Canadymphomania • Comady • Conads • conados • conaty
Those types of boys who are really thick and cheat on their girlfreinds and think it's ok! Comes from a boy named Conrad who cheated on his girlfriend and thought it was ok.
Hey that boy over there is well conrady!
Conrady by Turkaliscious June 3, 2018
1. V. To be condescending to someone. To speak in a superior manner, or patronize someone. The act of being condy.

2. Adj. Any manner of speech that is condescending.
3. N. A person who practices condiness towards others.
House: You have the intellectual capacity of a two year old on Vicodin.
Cuddy: I know I'm not as smart as you, but you don't have to be condy to me about it. Ass.
condy by Sid Da Kid April 29, 2010
Full time gangstaaaaa
Yo coady you ganstaaaaa
Coady by Kirakelly July 8, 2019
A person with the name canady is a sweet, loving, and caring person. They are loved by all and kind to everyone.
canady by jcan101 March 15, 2016

condyle acousticophobia

Condyle acousticophobia is the fear of cracking bones.
Condyle meaning the joint between bones.
Acouticophobia being the fear of a sound.
Condyle acousticophobia is triggered by the sound of cracking bones but can also be triggered just by looking at someone cracking their bones and depending on severity of the phobia can even be triggered by the thought of it.
Symptoms include:
- Sweating

- Swearing

- Screaming

- Nausea
- Dizziness

- Vomiting

- Increased heart rate
and many more depending on the person.
Person 1 - *Cracks knuckles*
Person 2 - Ahhhhhhhh! Are you kidding me! You crazy person! STOOOOOOP!
Person 1 - What?!
Person 2 - I have condyle acousticophobia!
Person 1 - ...?
Person 2 - Just don't ever crack yo bones near me again!
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