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Computerologist 

One who fixes computer systems.
Aww man!My computer is crashing.Can you fix it?
No man! Do I look like a freaking computerologist to you?!
Computerologist by janets February 24, 2010

Computerdora 

A computer with all the stupidity from Dora. Has Dora skin on it, and has Dora face on it.
Me: COMPUTERDORA! SEARCH UP FOOD!
Computerdora: ok, heres some images of ''swiper"
Me: NOOOOOOO
Computerdora by holy shot November 30, 2018

Computerous 

A person who is on their computer 24/7. Like you know, studios but in a computer way.
My boy Seth is just so computerous! He can't get away from his computer!

Computerology 

Computerology is the science and knowledge of computers.
He knows everything about computers! He took 5 years of Computerology in college.
Computerology by Scootermom June 14, 2011

computerotic

similar in nature to metrosexual; the attachment and association of sexual attributes to a piece of computer/electronic hardware
if your friend said "oh my god, this new program highlighting script i wrote is so orgasmic" you might reply "okay dude, too much info...that was so computerotic"
computerotic by thefish February 2, 2004

computerware 

All hardware and software components of a computer system.
The StrawRaspBananaBerry pie mini computer is a fully open source device as all computerware is under a GPL 2.0 license.
computerware by zamicol January 6, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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