1. Noun. A creative distortion of the Astrological Sign, Taurus, describing someone who is typically of the fe'male persuation (though, can be a male exhibiting similar expressions), that can be rough around the edges and somewhat brutally forward in interactions.
1a. One who is typically associated with hailing from the planet Vulva, found within the constellations of Labia Majora and Labia Minora.

A: "OH MAN! Sorry to hear that. Was it her time of the month?" B: "No. She's a CliTaurus. A: "OH! I see. I totally understand."

CliTaurus by RGF_109 February 17, 2019

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clitaurus • ford clitaurus • clisaurus • clitourus • clitsaurus • Clitsaurus Vulvalopolous • clitorus • clitasaurus rex • clitourist • Clitasaurus

ford clitaurus

1. A very large American-made clitoris.

2. A vehicle similar in resemblance to a clitoris.

You're a ford clitaurus.

ford clitaurus by jim_bob_007 July 27, 2006

ford clitaurus

An older ford taurus that doesn't run well.
A portmanteau of clit + taurus; A piece of shit car.

look at that looser try and race his ford clitaurus!

ford clitaurus by wallbangicus December 4, 2009

clitorusty

Out of practice at oral sex.

My girlfriend & I tried foreplay but I was a tad bit clitorusty.

clitorusty by Clifwith1f August 16, 2009

Clitosaurus

noun:

One who's clit is Enormous or Dino-like.

She is a Clitosaurus

Clitosaurus by zmarinelli January 21, 2011

Clitasaurus Rex

A dinosaur that hides in bushes, and is really hard to find.

"For years and years I searched for it. Now I have finally found the Clitasaurus Rex."

Clitasaurus Rex by dgbrown May 6, 2009

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026