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clitsaurus 

When a chicks vagina is so damn old, it is regarded as the equivalant of a dinosaur, or in some cases, a fossil.
"god my 3rd grade school teacher was soo damn old, i swear she had a fucking clitsaurus!" or "man i was fucking this hoe last night, and her clit was as old as a fucking gutenburg bible!"
clitsaurus by BEN123456789 October 23, 2009
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Clitsaurus Vulvalopolous 

A holiday that takes place on the first of November, created by Titsiffulus the Bodacious.

It's way better than the Samhain Sabbat.
"Today is the Samhain Sabbat, and I stayed home sick. God damn."
"Oh, you must be an arrogant ass, because you aren't excited for Titsrfun Day, originally Clitsaurus Vulvalopolous, tomorrow."

ford clitaurus 

1. A very large American-made clitoris.

2. A vehicle similar in resemblance to a clitoris.
ford clitaurus by jim_bob_007 July 27, 2006

Clintasaurus 

A brownie and bacon eating dinosaur that goes around destroying anything in it's path.
Paul: "Where's my bacon?" Ted:"A Clintasaurus must have stomped by and ate it."
Clintasaurus by teamramrodd January 18, 2012

Clitosaurus

noun:

One who's clit is Enormous or Dino-like.
She is a Clitosaurus
Clitosaurus by zmarinelli January 21, 2011

Clitasaurus Rex 

A dinosaur that hides in bushes, and is really hard to find.
"For years and years I searched for it. Now I have finally found the Clitasaurus Rex."
Clitasaurus Rex by dgbrown May 6, 2009

Clitorsaurus 

A clitorsaurus is a giant clitoris which can often have reptilian attributes.
Oh Jesus Christ! Did you see that girl's clitorsaurus?!
Clitorsaurus by wellsysaurus April 5, 2011
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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