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1. when it's time for a girl's menstrual cycle or period
2. the time when the wireless internet you are stealing from your neighbor becomes slow
1. guy 1: what's that on your leg
guy 2: oh i think it was my girlfriend's time of the month

2. guy 1: ZOMG YY CNAT I PLAII MY DOTA RO WOW1/! I KEEP LAGGNIGGG!!!!!11
guy 2: maybe cause you're stealing chris' wireless internet.. and it's his time of the month
by sleazeee November 17, 2009
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When someone with a limited texting plan is about to run out of texts at the end of their billing cycle.
Don't keep texting me, it's my time of the month. I'll go over on texts this month.
by southparkrox August 20, 2009
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