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Penis Clapping 

The act of vigorously whipping your dick back and forth (left and right) so that it makes contact with your legs. The resulting impact produces a smacking sound, and if done rapidly, it can sound like clapping.
Instead of clapping with his hands at the end of the show, George stood up, dropped his pants, and started penis clapping like a boss.
Penis Clapping by Cactus92 November 14, 2011

Clapping Cheeks 

The sound ass cheeks make during rigorous sex šŸ˜‰
Swear down Tom was clapping cheeks with lizzie in his Volvo

synthetic clapping 

Synthetic clapping is the sound of clapping hands made by a synthesizer or through a software program like Synth-Werk rather than being made by a person clapping his or her own hands.
I can't stand the sound of real clapping in music, but synthetic clapping is fine with me.

Clapping cheeks 

Refers to fucking a girl in any position that causes her ass cheeks to clap making a loud, distinctive, unmistakeable clapping sound.
"Bro Joey was clapping cheeks last night at Alyssa's house!"
Clapping cheeks by SloppyToppy November 5, 2015

Allahu Akbarian feet clapping foot slap 

Arabian Muslim version of footstep.
Guy1: Where the hell are my panties?!
Guy2: Probably the Arab Muslim neighbor next door stole them, I heard some Allahu Akbarian feet clapping foot slaps midnight but I thought it was just you stroking your cock with a banana peel as usual.

Clapping them alien cheeks 

The act of having sex with an Area 51 alien after or during the September 20 raid, usually in a meme context.
Hey Michael, are you going to the Area 51 raid next week?
Yeah, I’m gonna be clapping them alien cheeks