chomney
Chomney is the blackest black man ever, he has copious amounts of swag and bitches become moist when they see him
chomney by cpt swegginz November 13, 2013
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flesh chimney
To mum's horror, Simon pulled off his trousers and paraded around the sitting room; proudly sticking his angry erection in the air like a big flesh chimney.
flesh chimney by Herbert Schweffe November 15, 2017
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Brine choney
When your girl or mail order bride will only perform oral sex on you by spitting a mouth full of saltwater while your underwear are still on.
Brine choney by Ranchgirls May 3, 2020
Chomneh
Toronto Slang
Used as an insult. Meaning you are wearing fake clothing (ie. fake supreme, Gucci, Louis Vuitton, etc.)
Used as an insult. Meaning you are wearing fake clothing (ie. fake supreme, Gucci, Louis Vuitton, etc.)
Chomneh by Chungus Poppa November 5, 2019
Chimneyed
When smoke from an open fire drifts into the body of a person standing nearby, continuing upwards into the victims face and into the sky above.
The victim will usually have their vision temporarily impaired if the smoke makes it into their eyes.
The victim will usually have their vision temporarily impaired if the smoke makes it into their eyes.
The wind direction changed suddenly, causing a large plume of smoke to drift into unsespecting Mantis, as he stood by the fire for warmth. By the time Mantis realised the danger it was already too late, as the smoke advanced upwards, consuming his head and causing his eyes to water.
Mantis: Ahhh my god damned eyes!
Friend: Dude, you just got severely chimneyed. Hey everyone look, Mantis got chimneyed and now he’s crying!
Mantis: Ahhh my god damned eyes!
Friend: Dude, you just got severely chimneyed. Hey everyone look, Mantis got chimneyed and now he’s crying!
chimney corners
chimney corners by TOUCHMYTACO October 9, 2011
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