(Pronounced: choh-nee) -noun-
Being weird, lame, an idiot, a douchebag, and/or just some kind of guy that has no chance in hell with any respectable girl because of how he presents himself.
"Wow, that jerk is such a choney. I can't believe he's trying to talk to you."
"Look at that choney over there, doesn't he know that frosted tips aren't cool anymore?"
undergarments - specifically underwear. "choneys" is supposedly spanish for underwear.
I'm wearing the blue and yellow choneys tonight
That gy has some huge Kah-Hone'-ehs.
A cute furry unique creature that is overly fond of sleeping, makeup and is high maintenance
My Choney won't wash my pants
A very good looking girl.
It is a reference to a cheese coney from Sonic. You want to put your coney in her buns. Shorten Cheese Coney to Choney.
That girl is a Choney! I want to get with her!