292 definitions by Ranchgirls

Nest Thumping

When two or more people engage in adulterous sexual intercourse while at the residence of a cheating party.

When your husband goes out of town make sure you drop off those kids with the in laws because girl we gonna be nest thumping on this Christmas.

by Ranchgirls November 5, 2020

Drizzy Rizzy

When you drizzle ranch on the booty like it's some sort of aphrodisiac drug in a rap video.

Yeah bro, could we need to shoot that scene again with just a pinch more of that drizzy rizzy.

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

In cum any quality

The state of being being born into a disproportionately ugly: face, body, and/or personality therefore supplementing your runfortunate circumstance by letting hella dudes come in you.

Yeah bro the date started out boring, she kept on going on and on about "in cum any quality", but once I banged her out in the KFC parking lot she kinda just mumbled and passed out drooling.

by Ranchgirls November 5, 2020

Pink sleepingbag

A prolapsed butthole.

Holy shitballs bro! I can't believe your fiance is the chick with the pink sleepingbag from that porno.

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Swap Meat

A swinger party held at the county fairgrounds where wives sleep with each other husbands for the night.

Hey girl, I can't wait the the geriatric international swap meat in April.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Spleringe

A needle shaped dick that is exceedingly skinny. So skinny in fact that it is capable of discharging in ears and nostrils without being detected.

Yeah bro we gotta kick this guys ass, he totally assaulted us on that camping trip with his little tiny spleringe.

by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Booty shooty

When you inject drugs into the butthole to get high.

I took her back to the motel for some booty shooty and we fucked all night.

by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020