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"It's the *space* *between* your nutsack and your asshole."

You have to say it exactly like that, emphasizing *space* and *between* (and you have to emphasize the words separately).
Q: "What's a Choad?"

A: "It's the *space* *between*..."
by redblade77 August 12, 2009
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a penis that is wider then it is long
come put your fat ass ugly choad in my moulth
by Ch-OW-d April 11, 2003
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A penis (cock) fatter than it is long; an utterly useless thing that no one could be proud of.
'My kid is a total choad; she called the principal at her school dad.'

or

P Diddy is a choad.

or

'Mmmm fuck... Dude my choad is really itchy, do you mind if i scratch it?'

or

Some Paedophiles will settle for a choad.

or

He came to think of his choad as his off button.
by beakface June 18, 2010
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"Man that guy is such a choad! He thinks 3x3 is 6!"
by jiffylube October 28, 2008
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1. A penis that appears to lack a shaft.
2. A shaftless penis.
3. A penis head that emerges from pubic hair and the genital sack without a visible shaft.
After skinny dipping, Richard's choad made all the ladies snicker.
by ElyVader September 21, 2010
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I don't take choads up the rear because small nubs usually induce more pain.
by Demicci D. Dior-Britt January 17, 2007
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The reason why you don't want to fuck a steamroller...
It is a dick wider than it is long.
"Man, this bee-atch's puss was so tight man, I was afraid if I strained myself too much, i'd fuck my dick into a choad!!!"
by TittayMastar May 26, 2003
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