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A penis that is wider, than it is long.

Mel Gibson. Hitler. Your mother.

"My choad hurts"
by Adrian O'Toole August 04, 2006
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when a dick is thicker than it is longer kind of like the astrodome shaped scrodm
the word choad simply describes maurice dweck
by Isaac horrowitz June 07, 2006
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A chaod, is a penis that is disproportionately wide in comparison to its length, and looks something like a can of tuna. The name originates from Spain. also known to the French as 'Le Penis avec largeur horrifiant' or Penis of horrifying width.
Quote from the first recorded choad bearer 1679, William LaChaode, ' I wish didn't have this penis that was so disproportionately wide in comparison to its length, Harry'

Girl who opens a zipper only to find a choad concealed within its denim confines, 'Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!!'
by Prof. Phillip LaChoad May 16, 2006
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the penis
wider than it is as long
usually found on emo pirate hookers
you have a choad
so shut the fuk up =P
by BiGnazty July 05, 2005
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The area between the ball sack and the ass hole.

Also known as TAINT.
"Lick my choad, bitch."

"It taint your asshole and it taint your balls...it's your taint."
by Dave October 06, 2004
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Penis that is more wider then it is tall. Like a cheesewheel
Guy: hey are you ready for your first time.

Girl: Oh my god! WHAT IS THAT!

Guy: Uhhhhhhhhh....

Girl: Thats a fuckin CHOAD!! ITS TO FAT!!
by Mikesheets18 January 12, 2009
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Tall beast-like (but that'd be giving him too much credit) creature, with a bizarre shaped head and eyes placed on said head in a position as to resemble a Zandu Zan from "The Last Starfighter". This creature tends to hang out in Quality Assurance Offices spouting knowledge that doesn't exist.
An avid motorcyclist, this creature loves to discuss anything unimportant.
Hey, Choad! Is Your bike running? MYAHHHH! Did you ride it in today? MYAAAAAAAH!
by Choadington Choadsworth Bear February 15, 2008
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