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Most used at the McCallie school in Chattanooga TN, this means either a short fat individual or a tool.
Dude look at that choad!
Yeah he's such a douche.
by frederick archebald May 26, 2011
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noun. Describing someone who is of lesser stature or who diplays a form of weakness. Dialect originates from Lauderdale lakes, WI.
One turtle is having coitis with another female turtle. Another turtle ambles up and knocks down the male turtle and starts having coitis with the female. As the losing turtle walks away, he can be described as a choad.
by Gregg Gillming February 26, 2005
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A penis that is wider, than it is long.

Mel Gibson. Hitler. Your mother.

"My choad hurts"
by Adrian O'Toole August 04, 2006
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The area between the poohole and the peehole on a chick or the poohole and the wordsatchel on a dude. See wordzoot, wordtaint, wordgooch


Dude it was awesome, she licked my choad all night!
by zooter June 29, 2003
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It's the part between a guys balls and his ass hole.
Wow your a fucking choad!
by Cleo April 26, 2004
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i know a choad and his name is youngsun won, his penis is fatter than it is long.
by mr. ike December 14, 2010
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A: A wide or very stout dick.

B: Red Vine Licorice.
1: Hey girl, you know that guy I went home with? He had a choad!

2: Dude this choad tastes so good!
by Chyasorus June 14, 2010
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