choad

I don't take choads up the rear because small nubs usually induce more pain.

(noun) A penis whose diameter exceeds, or is equal to, its length.
-y (adjective) Of or pertaining to such a penis.

"Eww Mum, check out this choady banana!"

Ronnie Corbett is a celebrity choad.

by Greg Withnail September 24, 2012

A very short, but unusually wide penis.

gotta GET IT ON in the party zone!
gotta LICK A CHOAD in the party zone!

by snuffles345 January 8, 2008

The reason why you don't want to fuck a steamroller...
It is a dick wider than it is long.

"Man, this bee-atch's puss was so tight man, I was afraid if I strained myself too much, i'd fuck my dick into a choad!!!"

by TittayMastar May 26, 2003

hey daniel mcchoad
dan m is a choad
dan m has a choad
dan m has a short fat cock aka choad

by naked old man September 25, 2006

i do not like people who have a choad

by jimmy stevan October 25, 2016

A dick that is wider than it is long, which looks something like this:
Norm=
8==>
Choad
01
0/
By the way, Turner has a choad.

At a locker:
guy 1= Omfg!!! You have a f*ckin choad!!
guy 2= Sob*