Bruised

Getting so drunk that you find bruises on youself the next day.

I can't believe how bruised I was last night at the club, I have purple welts all over my body to prove it!

Let's go get bruised! I haven't had a good bruising since New Years Eve.

by Bug80 September 17, 2012

Bruised

Temporarily hurt or emotionally upset

You bruised, bro?

by Gaaabe08 December 3, 2016

bruisely

Not quite as good at fighting as Bruce Lee but pretty darn close.

Jackie Chan is very bruisely.

by Kahdlibber October 10, 2017

Bruise

a discoloration in the skin from a ruptured vein, this can also be called a "hicky" sometimes.

She came in to the cafeteria after x period and I noticed a bruise on her neck, thigh, and foot. I realized then either she got her ass jumped after she left or I'm gonna get my ass beat after I leave the cafe

by Hicky, sex, jumping, gangbang November 8, 2015

The bruise

To bruise a girl with your penis.

1 "Hey man what did you do last night"
2 "I did, "the bruise""

by Cptneo January 12, 2009

bruising

Anal sex. The male inserts the penis into the female (or male) anus, and thrusts outward and inward. See also : Butt fucking, ass sex, fag festivity

I'm ganna bruise her good, mothafucka!

by The Toe June 2, 2003

bruise

A verd. Eqivalent of burn, to diss someone. An insult used by the third party after first part makes fun of a second party.

George: That lady is hawt.
Paco: Your mom is hawt.
Jeffy: BRUISED!

On man, you got bruised!

That's a bad bruise!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

by Jumping Bean October 18, 2006