A choad is really a penis tat is larger than it is wide. Also, the definition as choad being the skin between your nuts and your anus is actually the definition for the term "grundle"
Dude, you have a choad........
by playnpimpnballer September 11, 2003
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NDBoston, troll of the internet
wow, NDBoston is a fine choad
by moi April 10, 2005
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A choad is a literary device used to describe a penis that is very short and thicker than it's length, that is not to say that a choad is a long penis that just happens to be wider than it is long, a choad is a stub of a penis.
A choady choad choader is a choader that choads choads... haha i had to put that in

It must be embarassing to be that guy with his pint size choad, I actually feel bad for him.
by Deibiddo May 18, 2006
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when a penis is wider than it is long
thats the only true definiton
by halo2 May 10, 2005
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I penis that is bumby and wider than it is long.
Maurice dweck is the only person in the syrian community with a choad. I really feel bad for him because he cannot jerk off with out using a funnel. Legend has it that Maurice on the 8th day he was born had one of the top 2 worst curcumsision's ever done. They shouldent have hired Steve Wonder, because he's blind, not certified and he likes to chop off big peices and make a wallet out of them. So now the wallet that he keeps his money in is part of Maurices choad.
by Alex Tourgaman June 12, 2006
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A short fat penis, wider than it is long
Always asosiated with the name myles
Myles has a choad
by amanwhomakesfunofmyles November 7, 2010
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A robin who is the son of an alder.
Robin Alderson is a friggin' choad.
by Richard October 23, 2004
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