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A dick that is wider than it is long, which looks something like this:
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By the way, Turner has a choad.
At a locker:
guy 1= Omfg!!! You have a f*ckin choad!!
guy 2= Sob*
by Al the ass kicka May 24, 2006
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Tall beast-like (but that'd be giving him too much credit) creature, with a bizarre shaped head and eyes placed on said head in a position as to resemble a Zandu Zan from "The Last Starfighter". This creature tends to hang out in Quality Assurance Offices spouting knowledge that doesn't exist.
An avid motorcyclist, this creature loves to discuss anything unimportant.
MYAAAAAAAH!
Hey, Choad! Is Your bike running? MYAHHHH! Did you ride it in today? MYAAAAAAAH!
by Choadington Choadsworth Bear February 15, 2008
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A penis so wide it hurts a woman to even fit into her, proof having a big dick is not the best thing ever.
PB's choad was so wide it didnt even fit into a girl who had a baby, to believe he had sex with a virgin with that monster poor girl prolly has no tightness left now...
by Diarrhea Mouth February 23, 2008
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a false sense of self characterized online by no morals, ethics, or soul in order to defraud, steal, con, cheat or anyway possible, to sneak a win, to unfairly cause a loss for someone through a computer bug, in an online game.
Choads ignore the survival of the fittest as the survival of the most dishonest.
by Robbie ALCU March 22, 2005
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To put it shortly... its a penis, a dick, a cock.
Gotta Suck on a choad in the party zone!
by assblaster9000 May 07, 2013
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1.Penis that is wider than it is long, the exsistance of such is questionable. it would only be posible when not experiencing an erection,often spelt chode down under.

2.Area of skin between the sack and the arse
1."its a choad, you dont suck, you lick"

2."my bicycle had its seat of the other day, i sat down hard and bruised my choad"
by coopz March 08, 2008
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A penis that is more fat that long. Damn, I had a fucking choad after swimming.
Damn, I had a fucking choad after swimming.
by Mr. Boyd October 15, 2006
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