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chirpfest 

A word which heightens the severity of the chirping. Meaning, someone or a few someones who chirp like it's their job.

You can also add the year at the end of it to really over-embelish the chirping. But the year must be said like "oh-seven" or "oh-eight" for it to make sense.
Heather: Wow did you see all that shit Cam and Dave were saying to each other on facebook?
Orley: No I didn't see!
Heather: Pretty much chirpfest 08 (oh-eight)
Orley: wow, I totally understand
chirpfest by Hsmart08 October 8, 2008
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Chirpies 

A rare disease caused when a female has intercourse with a chicken, than proceeds to import the males anatomy (the penis) into a part of her body, this than exports the male seamen (jizzle). After entering the vaginal area the seamen combines with the chicken fertilization and forms together in the process of pregnancy. This has a 96.55% chance to cause the child to have the disease known as "Chirpies." Cherpies have many effects on children such as, outbreaks of chicken pox in your genital areas, urges to have gay butt sex, molesting little children, and beastality. Allthough there is no cure for cherpies you can prevent it before it happens by seeing your doctor if you suspect urges to have sex with chickens.
"Coreys mom fucked a chicken and thats why hes so messed up."

"Dougs mom fucked a hippo and thats why hes so damn fat." (This has nothing to do with chirpies, i just like making fun of doug)
Chirpies by KidsWithMegaph0nes April 25, 2006

chirpets 

The constant cricket chirpingsound” you hear if suffering from tinnitus.
Since I damaged my ears from loud music, I get the chirpets at times.

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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