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Cliterference 

When someone gets in the way of you flirting, making out, or having sex with a girl you're interested in. Essentially, the sapphic or wlw version of cock blocking.
We can't bring Ashton on our date he's Cliterference in human form

Cliterference 

Another word for Beaver Dam
Female version of cock block

Standing in the way of a girl who wants to hook up with another person.
I'll run deep and you run cliterference on the ugly ones.
Cliterference by TheGreatMonk August 6, 2012

Cliterference 

Another word for "beaver dam";

Interfering with a girl who's trying to get laid, or preventing her from gettin' the hookup.
You're my bff and I love you but you're the shittiest wingwoman on the planet! All I've gotten all night is your cliterference.
Cliterference by ka-chan April 21, 2015

Clitterference 

1. The female version of cockblocking.
2. The act of someone preventing two (or more) people from having sexual relations.
"Aw, man! Last night, just when I was about to go down on Sheila, fuckin' Becky just had to knock on the door to run clitterference!"
Clitterference by CoffeeC4f February 17, 2018

Clitterference 

When one interferes with female’s efforts to hook up. Same thing as cock blocking, but for women.
I was trying to hook up with Bill, but Julie committed Clitterference.
Clitterference by WTF Wertz January 8, 2021

Cliterference 

to cause interference with electronic devices as a result of having a large clitoris.
Girl 1:
My phone misses facebook notifications all the time when it is in my pocket.

Girl 2:
Could be Cliterference.
Cliterference by relhomnb August 7, 2012
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