A support plan for a parent (always the
father regardless of the situation) to help with expenses of their
children after divorce. Unfortunatly, it is based on laws written when mothers could not enter the workforce, and had no way to provide for their
children. It is necessary for
parents that do not have joint custody, but these days with split (
50 -
50) custody, women are still awarded child support, for some unknown reason, and still bitch about it on a daily basis. Along with their Alimony payment, its a potential windfall taking a year or so to plan out. Generally, a child support seeker does this multiple times and ends up having 6 kids from 3 different fathers, and no longer has to work. Of course she is still unhappy, wonders why she is alone, and how did she manage to pick three losers in a row??? To help with her self esteem issues, she refers to the ex towards her children as dead
beat dad!. This makes her feel superior, influences the kids (until they get older and realize mom was never anything more than a life support system for a pussy in the first place and never really contributed anything to
society other than helping stimulate the economy with someone elses
money.) As
time goes on, and child support and Alimony payments dry up, they are forced to attempt to enter the work force again, only to find that you can't get a job that pays you to do nothing but bitch and sit on that ever expanding ass watching
soap operas all day. Their job experience consist of working at Mc. Donalds when they were 16, and a professional waste of life from the date of marrige to present.
Ex Wife: I need some extra
money for the kids Dr. Appointment this week.
Ex Husband: I dont understand. I have the exact same expenses you do, we share the kids
50 - 50, and I pay you child support and alimony on top of that. Then I have to split all medical bills too.
Ex Wife: You are such a piece of shit! Your a
loser!
Ex Husband: You are getting all the
money from me that you are going to get!!!!
Ex Wife: Why wont you work with me on this? Im trying to communicate with you?
Ex Husband: Sounds like you need to get married and divorced again so you can get even more of a free ride! You have 5 kids, 2 ex husbands and an ex boyfriend, dont have a job, and are a waste of carbon!!!
Ex Wife: Sob, sob, sob.
Blah,
blah,
blah.
Ex Husband: Gotta go get ready and pack for my vacation with my kids and my new hootche mama. Do you wanna talk to the kids?
