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chamomiled

Literary masterpiece created by the GREAT RE1000, meaning:

1) to own someone in the utmost capacity with no regard for human life.
2) total and complete humiliation of a noob.
//blasting someone in the face// "JESUS! YOU GOT CHAMOMILED!"
chamomiled by digink December 27, 2009

Cuntmobile 

An automobile driven by a cunt. Usually dented, dinged and scratched due to the driver's habit of simultaneously caking makeup over her ugly, gabbing on the cellphone, trying to find a station playing her favorite top-40 pop song, sipping an extra large double foam half-caf caramel iced latte with 4 Splendas, and beating her fatherless whelps in the back seat, instead of paying attention to traffic. A cuntmobile's engine noise typifies neglect of regular oil changes and tuneups, and the brakes tend to squeal at every stop as few cunts understand the importance of changing pads (brake or otherwise).
"Jesus Joey, wasn't your neighbor's car new a month ago? it's all dinged and scratched already" "Yeah, last month it was a new automobile, now it's a broken-in cuntmobile."
Cuntmobile by ninjadick March 7, 2010

chrome covered cuntmobile

1) Any chromed, flashy, tricked-out, or pretentious looking car designed soley for attracting shallow minded women.

2) Any chromed, flashy, tricked-out, or pretentious looking car driven by a pimp.
Tim: "Check-out Danny In is chrome covered cuntmobile!"

John: "Think He'll pick-up chicks in that thing?"

Tim: "Hell! You already know he's a pimp with ten years experience!"

Chimobile 

Noun. Pronounced (Chy-Moh-Beel) A compound word, combing the slang term Chimo with the adjective Mobile. A vehicle used for the transportation of a child molester and his victims. Typically recognized as a shoddy-looking Chevy van or, in rarer cases, a Volkswagen Bus converted into an ice cream truck. The inside of a Chimobile usually consists of shag carpet, curtains to cover the windows, a large bag of assorted hard candies, and a semen-stained mattress.
Observer: "Wow, did you see that old greasy bald dude get into that beat-up van? That's gotta be a Chimobile!"

Narrator: The Chimobile pulled up to the daycare, an alluring tune streaming from the mounted house speakers, drumsticks and ice cream sandwiches melting in the warm lap of the driver.
Chimobile by JuhCoby25 September 7, 2009

chomobile 

The vehicle of a chomo, in which, the acts of child molestation, rape, and or kidnapping often take place. Typically, this is a large, suspiciuos looking van with few or no windows (an exception is however made for portholes).
I saw some creep driving around in a chomobile playing the ice cream truck song yesterday.
chomobile by dirtydan2112 October 8, 2008

Chazamobile

When someone brings in multiple, UAV's and Sam Turrets in a single game of COD.
'UAV inbound' 'UAV inbound' 'Sam Turret deployed'
Person 1: That kid is bringing in a lot of UAV's and Sam Turrets.
Person 2: I know, what a Chazamobile
Chazamobile by dickwodicus December 28, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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