driven by a cunt
. Usually dented, dinged
and scratched due to the driver's habit of simultaneously caking makeup over her ugly, gabbing
on the cellphone, trying to find a station playing her favorite
top-40 pop song, sipping an extra large double foam half-caf caramel
iced latte with 4 Splendas, and beating her fatherless whelps
in the back seat, instead of paying attention to traffic. A cuntmobile's engine noise typifies neglect of regular
oil changes and tuneups, and the brakes tend to squeal at every stop as few cunts understand the importance of changing
pads (brake or otherwise).
"Jesus Joey, wasn't your neighbor's car new a month ago? it's all dinged and scratched already" "Yeah, last month it was a new automobile, now it's a broken-in cuntmobile."