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chandersen

masturbating while crying and using ones tears for lubrication.
"Did you see chad get shot down making pass at that hottie?" "Yeah, I bet he goes home and chandersens himself"-
chandersen by mean_fingrr February 8, 2010
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Bike Chanderson

Ship name for the pairing of Blaine Anderson and Mike Chang on the TV series Glee.
Bike Chanderson in 03x18:

Mike: Blaine, I need your help. Tina wants me to slick my hair back for prom and I’ve never used gel, so I have no idea what I’m doing.

Blaine: Biggest tip I can give you: never brush after you gel. Disaster. Second tip: feel free to use a little sweat or a little splash of water to reactivate the gel or give it a complete new look. See that? It’s a whole new 'do, my friend.

chandere day 

means a kinda crazy day where a lot of things happen but one can manage to get through that day easily.
it often happens so much in a frame of ones eyesight that it could be a hidden picture puzzle.
Man that's a chandere day!

Come over! It's chandere here!
chandere day by suessstar July 16, 2022

chandersakera 

a sri lankan god with a 30 inch horse cock that will pound you so hard your ass will be a well.
guy" my arse hurts from the chandersakera last night"
chandersakera by wright-phillips October 27, 2018

chenderson

After awakening naked in a dumpster outside the frat house, Craig was very disturbed to discover remnants of toe fungus inside his chenderson.
chenderson by BeardedFatass January 6, 2004

Chandrese 

The nicest, smartest, most beautiful person, you will ever meet. A great friend.
Wow! That girl is so a Chandrese.
Chandrese by phine March 7, 2010

chanderlene

a stupidly close to perfection creation of god with a beautiful personality and a sexy body. rawr.
When the night has come...oh yeah. at pinatay ang ilaw. chanderlene.
chanderlene by Zaoo June 28, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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